420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
Responding to her middle school’s ban on shorts, leggings and yoga pants for girls.
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming
teacher: why are you late?
i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
i wanna intimidate you
please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus